30 mini-love notes for Valentine’s Day… or any day.

Here are 30 tweetable / textable / sayable one-sentence love notes. Send one to someone you love on Valentine’s Day… or any day.

— If you were a blog, I’d bookmark you so hard.

— If you were a cookie, I’d totally not share.

— If you were a book, I’d read you cover-to-cover. And write the BEST Amazon.com review.

— If you were a mouse, I’d Lennie you. (But not on purpose.)

— If you were a celebrity & I was a teenager, I’d totally have a creepy shrine about you in my bedroom.

— Thank you for being my sanctuary.

— Thank you for granting me unlimited squeezing & kissing privileges. (They will not be squandered.)

— Thank you for making my life feel like a never-ending slumber party.

— Thank you for existing. It makes my day. Every day.

— Thank you for seeing the best in me, and sharing the best in you.

— Thank you for being so easy to love.

— Thank you for helping me practice being in love. (I’m getting really good at it.)

— I don’t know where love comes from — but I’m pretty sure you had somethin’ to do with it.

— I don’t know how you stay so damn cute — but please, carry on.

— I don’t know if it’s possible to bottle your hotness & sell it — but if so, we’re gonna be rich!

— I don’t know if there’s a Guinness World Record for snuggling, but I say we go for it.

— You’re so wise, I bet the Dalai Lama has you on speed-dial.

— You’re so kind, you make Mother Teresa look like a total brat.

— You’re so smart, you single-handedly spike the collective IQ level of the planet.

— You’re so pretty, it makes me nervous.

— If you ever leave me, I will survive. But only after throwing the world’s biggest tantrum. And listening to every Smiths album, ever.

— I love every moment, every micro-moment, and every micro-milli-moment with you.

— I love you more than Oprah loves her Favorite Things.

— I love you more than Paula Deen loves butter.

— I love you more than Dolly Parton loves peroxide. And biscuits.

— I love you more than hot cocoa on Christmas morning.

— I love your face. More than Facebook.

— I love your lips. Especially when they’re so close, I can’t see them.

— I love the way you move through the world.

— I love the way you make me feel.

Looking for a gift for your sweetheart? Check out Our Q&A A Day, a journal for couples to complete together, and 50 Ways To Say You’re Awesome, a collection of fill-in-the-blank love notes and gratitude cards. You’ll find both books in my SHOP.