Alexandra Franzen
Friends, countrymen, prospective clients:
Howdy! I'm Alexandra, and I'm a Promotional Wordsmith and Personal Scribe.

I jam with rising star 'preneurs who are ready to reveal their raw talents, real voices & potentially radical viewpoints—
with unforgettable language that inspires an immediate "YES."

Think of me as your soul stenographer & secret business-building weapon—a copywriter-on-acid with ruthless (but loving) attention to clarity, aesthetics and poetic details.

Wanna play with me? Like, for a whole day? My 1-on-1 VELOCITY sessions are pretty righteous.

What else? I'm captivated by heart-shaped crystals, Finnish power metal, anything chartreuse, and Leonard Cohen.
Someday, I'll dye my hair turquoise. Again.

If your world-shifting vision needs a voice to make it walk, we oughta talk.

Stuff to scope out
FIVE SCRIPTS
Ask for what you want. And GET it.
A lovingly-crafted collection of copy 'n pasteable email scripts, for gutsy 'preneurs who want to get booked.
Swift. Solid. And seriously fast.
Latest Blog Entry
Unicorns For Socialism.
Electric lifescripts, entrepreneurial lessons from the trenches, & luminous spirals of what-iffing. Absolutely NO LOLcats. (I'm deathly allergic.)
VELOCITY
Let's make a (play)date.
A whole day of lightning-bolt wordsmithing, strategizing & self-promotion synergy? With giggling & dirty jokes? Plus L-O-V-E? Yes, plz.
Shimmering praise
Look no further for word wizardry. Alexandra is IT.
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This little word-enchantress completely rocked our world.
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Alexandra is a one-of-a-kind gem—sharp sharp sharp and full of heart.
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