Alexandra Franzen
Ask for what you want. And GET it.


You're new to this 'self-employed' game...
and the paying clients aren't exactly banging down your door.

You know you've got to reach out, make a memorable splash, and get your skills circulating,
so the people who NEED you can FIND you.

But how do you ask for support, referrals & golden opportunities, without seeming icky,
pushy, greedy, or downright desperate?

Simple. You start with a script. And then make it your own.


Stretch your self-promotional wings (and get delightfully ballsy)
with FIVE SCRIPTS TO FILL YOUR CLIENT DOCKET—


—a lovingly-crafted collection of tried 'n true e-mail scripts, for baby-preneurs who are just starting out...
as well as established solopreneurs who've hit a dry patch, or never quite mastered the Art of the Ask.

Inside this bundle o' joy, you’ll find copy 'n pasteable templates designed to:

:: Pitch yourself as a potential guest-blogger
:: Announce your new business identity to people who love you
:: Gift some pro-bono time to a company you dig
:: Propose a mutually-delicious joint-venture collaboration
:: Ask current clients to pump referrals your way

This parcel of punchy language — which, I daresay, could color your communication with the persuasive,
confident tone that changes everything — is priced at just $15.

Uber-affordable, because I want it to reach everyone who needs it. Say, YOU.


Hit the hot polygon to own the goods.


(You'll get a cheery missive — with a download link — in 'bout 5 minutes flat.)

APPLAUSE for FIVE SCRIPTS TO FILL YOUR CLIENT DOCKET

Fabeku
Fatunmise
"The art of the ask is a tricksy bit, yeah?

It’s such a critical part of making connections & growing your gorgeousness & doing your thing. But I’m always kind of surprised at how often people totally miss the mark on a clear & kapow-ey ask.

But I get it. I’ve been on both ends of asks that are fuzzy & full of meh. It’s hard stuff. Wouldn’t it be amazeballs if there was actually an instruction manual for this stuff?

Oh, wait. There is. The fabulous Mizz Franzen has faced down five of the most common client-related situations and served up full-frontal awesomesauce on how to craft a supercharged ask that makes shit happen.

Brilliant. Practical. Sorely needed. And worth way more than the asking price.

Snag it, sweat pea. Then go forth & set the world on fire."
—Fabeku Fatunmise, Business Awesomizer | Suck Exorcist | Sound Alchemist
Ev`Yan
Nasman
"Alex, your words are refined, glittery gold, & to have you share this magical treasure trove of wordsmithery with me feels like I've been given a large inheritance from a beloved fairy godmother." Seriously, this is good. I'm going to tuck these scripts away in the secret keepsake box that is my hard drive."
—Ev`Yan Nasman, Female Liberation Artist & Creator, Sex Love Liberation
Kat
Jaibur
"This is coming from a fellow copywriter, so it should be extra sweet for you. I swear, girly. This is where I get stuck...writing this stuff for myself. But you? You made it siiiiiiinnnnnnnngggg. High notes and swoops. I love it."
—Kat Jaibur, Writer & Coach
Bri
Saussy
"My beautiful site had just launched, the phones were ringing off the hook, it was now time to...network! The very idea made me break out in red splotches and get itchy. I know what I do rocks — but how do I convey that to everyone else? How do I write the bloggers and virtual powerhouses that I adore without sounding like a crazy fangirl who also wants a favor? In other words — how do I talk about myself in a compelling way to some of the folks & businesses I most respect? In a way that is going to benefit my own business?

Enter the clarion brilliance of Alexandra Franzen — for $15 she offers a bouquet of sharp, witty, engaging, and compelling scripts, that may be used verbatim or edited with your special touch, to help you rock the inbox of your idols (and score a guest blogging spot), announce your new launches, grab juicy client referrals, give your services in a way that matters & is mutually beneficial, and most importantly of all — collaborate with people you love and people you want to know.

For new businesses or for established businesses that just got nip+tucked and want to show their sassy new selves off, this package is simply essential and the value is AMAZING. Seriously, I would pay several times over for this little pot o'gold!"
—Bri Saussy, Spiritual Counselor | Root Magic Ritualist | Self-Inquiry Sorceress
Shannon
Jackson Arnold
"You know, you could write about belly button lint and I would read it, knowing it would be great...but these scripts are ah-may-zing, fresh and rockin.' Thank you! (And I will buy the belly button lint scripts when they are released, too...happy to pre-order now, in fact!)"
—Shannon Jackson Arnold, Writer | Teacher | Resourceful Guide for Creative Souls
Theresa
Reed
"For some odd reason whenever I have to pitch an idea, a proposal or anything 'salesy' I become extremely tongue-tied. My mind goes blank and I struggle to get the pen to the paper. Thank goodness Alex Franzen created FIVE SCRIPTS TO FILL YOUR CLIENT DOCKET — I finally have a template for cool-sounding scripts that I can doctor as I please (or use verbatim!) whenever I need to contact someone, but don't want to sound needy (or like a 'dry' boring professional). These templates are clearly worded calls-to-action — yet still fun and fresh. This makes my life SO easy. Thanks, Alex!"
—Theresa Reed, The Tarot Lady
Erin
Giles
"Alex has managed to get inside my head and write the hard letters that I've been avoiding, quite simply because in my head they are needy & disastrously dull. Thanks to Alex, I am now equipped with energized & concise scripts that no one will be able to say no to."
—Erin Giles, Small Business Coach & Consultant for Women
Amanda
Farough
"Lady. Quick word. I’m in love. With your content. And possibly with you."
—Amanda Farough, Founder | violetminded Design

PRAISE for ALEXANDRA FRANZEN

Aurora
Armijo
"I had a vision of loooove, but no way to articulate it properly! My business needed the right sort of nudging and pushing to get people to understand what I was trying to say.

When I read Alexandra's copy for my site, I thought: I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT! It was BEYOND what I had expected, and my expectations were high. BY THE THIRD PIECE OF COPY, I WAS NEARLY IN TEARS FROM HAPPINESS. Alex totally got ME.

Alex did more than articulate what I wanted to convey to people—her genius brain sizzled and snapped and literally gifted me with the most beautiful and loving idea to add to my list of services—something so simple and well suited to what I do that I wanted to shout it out to the heavens. Empowering. Actionable. EXPLOSIVE!"
—Aurora Armijo, Portrait Artist & Girl Pop Visionary
Susan Wiggins
& Kat Bouchard
"We wanted to ensure that our new business started off with a bang—and that meant getting our website's language perfect. While we may be skilled in many areas, word-smithing is not our natural strong point! We were especially concerned about our bios—we both had a bit of a mental block when it came to identifying areas of our experience that we wanted to highlight.

When Alex sent over the copy for our 'Work with Us' page, WE REALIZED WE SOUNDED SO GOOD, WE WANTED TO HIRE OURSELVES! We felt that Alex was such an amazing listener, and she captured the essence of who we are and how we wanted to present our business perfectly. THERE WASN'T ANYTHING THAT DIDN'T GET COVERED, BEYOND OUR EXPECTATIONS.

And now, we're feeling very prepared and confidant that our website depicts our fun side and our love of business! We can't wait to get going!"
—Susan Wiggins & Kat Bouchard, Co-founders, The Simple Art Of Business
Dr. Susan
Mathison
"I booked Alex for an in-person VELOCITY session near my medical center, because I found her to be so charming in her online presence. Little did I know that she would be incredibly delightful, nymph-like yet powerful in-person.

I was so excited about crafting my story, and she summed up the essence of what I was trying to communicate in a beautiful, soulful way. I was so impressed by the focus and productivity of the day. We accomplished so much, and I have a better sense of my messaging and my vision for helping women feel positively beautiful and joyful. I WISH I COULD TALK TO ALEX AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK!"
—Dr. Susan Mathison, Creator of PositivelyBeautiful.com & Founder of The Catalyst Medical Center
Christa
Meola
"My site had too many holes and info that was 'Coming Soon'—for waaaay too long. I just wanted it all done without any further delays—but more importantly, I WANTED IT DONE RIGHT.

I love Alexandra's smart and funny writing, and I was stoked about discovering how we'd put my business into words.

It was awesome to kick off our Velocity session with a nearly 2-hour conversation, and talk about all the things I don't really dig into during my day-to-day business operations. The coolest part was seeing all the info come together and reading over the fat doc that Alexandra sent with all of the language I've been wanting for 7+ years!

I'm so much closer to communicating what I do in a fun way that attracts my ideal clients, new experiences, and the growth I've been wanting. If I had to describe my Velocity session in a single word, it would be: ESSENTIAL."
—Christa Meola, Photography Maven & Personal Paparazza
Fabeku
Fatunmise
"Words are important. They carry big mojo. And they're so personal. So I never thought I'd call in help on that front. In my head, it felt like handing your baby to a total stranger while you dash off to grab a super uber venti chai. Crazycakes, right? But that's so not how my Velocity session went down.

When I took my first peek at what Alex had written, my first response was a mix of loud clapping & celebratory swearing & getting teary. It was so much MORE! than I expected. MORE kapow! MORE clarity! MORE me! It was a complete & total HELL YES!

Watching this big bucket of BOOM come together in one day, reading it all start to finish, and feeling the vibe of what I do in every single word was totally delicious.

I'm not trying to be overly sugary here. Really. But I can't think of a single thing I'd change about the whole shindig. It rocked. Hard."
—Fabeku Fatunmise, Business Awesomizer | Suck Exorcist | Sound Alchemist
Dyana
Valentine
"My love for Alex Franzen cannot be measured. She is at once elegant, brilliant and 100% human. Hire her. Now. Before I talk her into making art full-time and not being for hire. You heard me. Go love on her."
—Dyana Valentine, Speaker, Group Wrangler & Functional Muse
Watch Dyana shout her VELOCITY love from the mountaintops—literally.
Susan
Hyatt
"I needed to amp up my website copy. It was outdated and boring. Period. Leading up to my Velocity session with Alex, I was ready to get things organized & updated, in a voice & tone that felt like ME.

By the end of our session, I wanted to marry her (my husband will understand). I couldn't wait to get the new language up on my site. This diva just GOT me.

AND BEST OF ALL, MY NEW SALES PAGE LED TO A SOLD-OUT PROGRAM, IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS. I even had to open up a second class for the spillover, 'cause people were kicking & screaming for more.

Get your VELOCITY on. NOW."
—Susan Hyatt, Master Certified Life Coach & Mind-shifting Mentor for your Body, Business & Life
Gina
Bell
"I wanted a VELOCITY session because I couldn't stand playing small one second longer. I was stuck in 'professional / corporate' speak and wanted ME to shine through: big, bold and authentic.

I was excited before we even began—just making the decision to work with you unleashed a new level of creativity in me! And once our day together was over & done? My self-belief grew 10 sizes! I now have a message that is original, totally me AND pulling me in the direction of the bigger vision I have for my life and biz. This is priceless!

I feel liberated from the corporate speak I had cornered myself into. YOU GAVE ME PERMISSION—AND A PLATFORM—TO BE ME."
—Gina Bell, Visibility & Catalyst Marketing Coach for Rebel'preneurs on the Rise
Tonya
Leigh
"I NEEDED SOME WORD MAGIC MIXED WITH MY BIZ MAGIC SO I COULD CREATE SOMETHING, WELL...EVEN MORE MAGICAL. I booked my Velocity session with complete faith that you were totally going to get my work in the world, and help other people get it too! It was that feeling of tension right before you go to get a massage, knowing that when you leave, it's all going to feel better.

When you shot back my bio, it confirmed what I'd been telling myself for weeks: Alexandra's got this! Revving up to launch my re-branded website & luxe new offerings, I'm feeling romantic, passionate and ready to French Kiss the World with my clients. FIRST CLASS!"
—Tonya Leigh, Master Life Coach, Luxury Travel Maven & Life Seductress
Kat
McCullough
"I booked a VELOCITY session because I needed someone who could help bring my webcopy, dreams and company to an entirely new level — and Alex speaks my language.

I felt guided and safe from the word GO — do you know how hard it is to have that level of trust immediately? The process took on a life of its own life.

When I read the copy Alexandra had written for me, my first thought was: HOLY COW! I WOULD HAVE PAID TRIPLE! Alex nailed the copy, honestly, I FEEL LIKE SHE CHANNELED MY TRUTH, SPUN IT AROUND INTO ITS ENDLESS POSSIBILITY AND THEN HANDED ME MY FUTURE.

Right now, I'm feeling PUMPED, CONFIDENT & ALIVE. I've lined up several meetings with new web designers, scheduled a video shoot, and found a graphic artist who is designing a new t-shirt line for my company. Alex and I had our Velocity session on Thursday, I had everything locked down by Friday afternoon. Motivated hardly covers it.

IT WAS SO GOOD AND LIFE-AFFIRMING THAT I JUST BROKE DOWN CRYING BECAUSE I WAS SO GRATEFUL. When someone sees you and gets it, that's powerful stuff."
—Kat McCullough, Founder of Parachute Promise
Kelly
Meerbott
"THE BEST INVESTMENT I'VE MADE IN MY BUSINESS THUS FAR. Alexandra cleaned up, clarified and then composed my ideas into a perfect representation of me. SHE OVER-DELIVERED ON HER PROMISES AND THE HOURS I SPENT WITH HER ON THE PHONE WILL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART. I'm filled with gratitude to Alexandra for the phenomenal care she took crafting my message. I can't say thank you enough!"
—Kelly Meerbott, Transformational Coach for Executive Leaders | Creator of YouLoudAndClear.com
Charrise
McCrorey
"I was so ready to finally have webcopy that spoke to people in my own voice, and I knew I needed an outside influence to best articulate who I am for the world. ALEXANDRA TOTALLY NAILED IT. I WONDERED HOW SHE COULD 'GET' ME IN SO SHORT A TIME SPAN. I kept thinking I needed to make changes to it for the sake of making changes—when all I really needed to do was leave it alone. IT WAS ALREADY PERFECT. I'm feeling energized, inspired, relieved, excited, confident, clear…and complete."
—Charrise McCrorey, Life & Liberation Coach
Jennie
Mustafa-Julock
"Alexandra completely rocked my world! For months and months, I toiled away on building a new program for my coaching practice—a signature program from which all of my future products and services would be inspired. I had the parts and pieces all picked out, but I was struggling to articulate the program in a cohesive and juicy way. Enter Alexandra Franzen, Wordsmith Extraordinaire! I hired her to write out my ideas using her pithy, brilliant voice through one of her Velocity Sessions...but I got SO MUCH MORE than I could have dreamed of! She encouraged me beef up my program by synthesizing a bunch of my wild ideas into one solid core program. Then she penned a beautiful description of this program and shared lots of great ideas of how I could spin-off related products. She also rewrote all of my webcopy for my brand-spanking new website and all of my bios. Most importantly, she helped me to articulate who my clients are, what I do for them, and why they should live AUDACIOUSLY! And the response to my upgraded voice has been extraordinary!!! To sum it up, her Velocity Session was hands-down THE BEST BUSINESS INVESTMENT I'VE EVER MADE! I will hire her again and again for as long as she is willing to help me spice up every subsequent launch I have in the future! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"
—Jennie Mustafa-Julock, The Audacity Coach | Speaker & Group Jolter | Aspiring Marathon Runner
Marla
Treviño
"When I saw Alexandra's sassy writing skills at Selling Your Soul in New York, I KNEW SHE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE. I wanted a writer who could jump right in and work some magic. Alexandra gets it. I loved the instant gratification of all the awesome copy she conjured up for The Tasteful Life. SHE'S GOTTA BE PART PSYCHIC, TOO, because her ideas were so in tune with what I had been thinking! She was able to bring them to life and turn them into actionable items." 
—Marla Treviño, Founder, The Tasteful Life
Kerrie
Blazek
"I was stalling on launching my business because I wasn't sure how to put my story—and my unconventional coaching services—into words. After I read through her testimonials, I knew Alexandra was the right person for me—and that doing a VELOCITY session would provide me with everything I needed to get out there and JUST DO IT!

The day of my Velocity session felt like Christmas morning plus pre-date jitters, with glitter sprinkled over the top! Reading through the copy Alex wrote, I kept thinking, 'WOW, she gets me!' It was totally beautiful to be witnessed that way. I feel as if she poured awesome-sauce all over me, then sent me into the world guns a blazin'. I LITERALLY CRIED BIG HOT TEARS OF JOY!

I received so much value, and I feel like I have a story to live into. I'm uber excited and grateful!"
—Kerrie Blazek, Pleasure Catalyst & Sleep-over Life Coach
Tracy Lee
Jones
"WOW!! Now I know what doing speed must be like. I'm addicted. You were able to crystallize copy in the span of 3 hours that I had been hemming and hawing on for 3 months. YOU ARE MY SHERO. Talk about Heartstorming. VELOCITY is the closest thing to the speed of light in the world of entrepreneurs. LOVELOVELOVE. Thank YOU."
—Tracy Lee Jones, Founder | The Feminine Business Model
Andrea
Schroeder
“I just had my superfantastically amazing VELOCITY session with the superfantastically amazing Alexandra Franzen. I’m still kind of just standing here, blinking. Like, wow. IT’S LIKE A HURRICANE OF SWEET, DELICIOUS CLARITY SWEPT THROUGH MY WEBSITE.

She heard my inarticulate ramblings and found the little nuggets of gold and drew them out into the most amazing story. I’m soaking up the deliciousness of it all...Like a big, long sigh of relief.”
—Andrea Schroeder, Founder | The Creative Magic Academy
Devon
Clement
"I'm a certified doula & champion of new mamas, and I was ready to shift my business up a major notch, and portray myself in a full-on awesome light to my peeps. Alexandra phrased everything I do so perfectly. I also loved her input on website setup and connecting with peeps — SHE'S LIKE A ROCKIN' WRITER AND BUSINESS COACH ALL IN ONE ADORABLE PACKAGE! By the end of our VELOCITY session, I was feeling super confident, powerful, and excited as hell! Did I say, ROCKIN'?"
—Devon Clement, Founder | Mama’s Best Friend
Lisa Claudia
Briggs
"I have a non-traditional business that deals with sensitive issues around weight + eating — and I'd never been quite able to capture the essence of my work, in words. I'd rewritten obsessively to the point where I was just too close to the work. I knew that something big was going to transpire if I just surrendered the whole mess to Alex.

WHEN I STARTED READING THE COPY ALEXANDRA HAD WRITTEN FOR ME, I CRIED...FOR REAL. When she sent me the Manifesto for my business, I cried. When I read it aloud to my husband and teenage son, I cried more. I couldn't get over how beautifully she captured everything that mattered. Every new piece of copy was absolutely just-right. It was very moving...the whole day just moved me. 

BY THE END OF THE DAY, I HAD LITERALLY GOTTEN EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY THING I WANTED. I remember thinking, 'how often do you get exactly what you want — all of it, done, finished, complete!' It was a gorgeous, sparkling, deeply satisfying day. Perfection."
—Lisa Claudia Briggs, Intuitive Psychotherapist + Overeating Interventionist | Founder of Intuitive Body
Jackie
Gartman
"I booked a VELOCITY session with Alexandra because I wanted to jack up my website, create a crisper definition of my ideal client, dream, scheme and craft offerings in alignment with my true self. When I started reading the copy Alexandra had written for me, I thought: 'holy shit. This is fucking awesome.' She really got me and relayed who I am in a way that's transparent, authentic and fun. SEEING HOW ALEXANDRA WAS ABLE TO SUCCINCTLY COMPILE MY VOMITOUS THOUGHTS INTO SUCCINCT COPY, MARKETING STRATEGIES, AND A MULTITUDE OF OFFERINGS WAS SERIOUSLY HAWT!"
—Jackie Gartman, Martha Beck-certified Master Coach, Eternal Optimist & iPad Fanatic
Miranda
Webb
"I want to change the face of wealth and help thousands of women build 6, 7 or 8 figure socially conscious empires in the process. It's a big mountain to climb, and to kick off my ascent I needed the best talent I could find.

I've circled back and forth around the same challenges with writing authentic & genuine promotional copy for years. I'VE SPENT TENS OF THOUSANDS ON TRAINING, PROGRAMS AND BOOKS — BUT NOTHING CAME CLOSE TO BRINGING ME TO WHERE I ARRIVED AS I READ THE FIRST PAGE OF COPY ALEXANDRA SENT. I love that I now smile every time I read the words that describe why I do what I do, with intention and purpose. Our VELOCITY session was electrifying, game changing & seriously powerful. 

Alexandra — you are a genius. Thank you for doing what you do, thank you for your passion and grace and for making it fun. There's still work to do to maintain my momentum, but THIS WAS MY GIANT LEAP FORWARD.
—Miranda Webb, Wealth Strategist for Women Entrepreneurs | Founder of Smart CEO Women
Natasha
Lakoš
"I needed the combo of strategizing & wordsmithing that I felt Alexandra would bring — and I really needed to put my business first for a day! For me, it was all about getting my thoughts, feelings, dreams, goals & offerings out in the open, heard, considered—and down on paper. Er, make that, screen. Basically, being able to present myself and my biz in a much more elegant, clear manner.

As Alexandra's copy started rolling into my inbox, I said to myself, "HOT DAMN. YES." I laughed because some of it was so right on, yet I never would have thought of it myself. I REALIZED THIS WAS GOING TO CATAPULT ME AND MY BUSINESS FORWARD TO...WHO KNOWS WHERE? THRILLING.

Right now, I'm feeling polished, clear, calm, and excited to get my website up and running so I can present myself in the best light, attract the right clients, and streamline my biz practices. FANTASMIC!"
—Natasha Lakoš, Graphic Designer & Visual Philosopher
Nailah
Blades
"I was only 90 minutes into my VELOCITY session with Alex, and I already felt like my head was going to explode — in an awesome way, of course. This was so fantastic. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY LIKE MAGIC. THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES."
—Nailah Blades, Life Purpose Coach for Visionary Twenty-something Women
Betsy
Peters
"Alexandra: you are a remarkable sponge who effortlessly picked up on our brand direction, the emotional maelstrom that faces our target audience and the benefits we have to offer them. BUT...WHAT I GOT YESTERDAY EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS. Incisive recommendations, sales pages with graceful flow and copy with energy that (fingers crossed) should do wonders for our conversion. I really enjoyed working together, and will definitely spread the word about your witchery (and I mean that as the highest of all compliments)..."
—Betsy Peters, CEO + Possibility Activator, PossibilityU
KC
Baker
"Holy sh*t shizam. THANK YOU SO MUCH! You completely rocked my world today. I walked earlier to get an iced tea and honestly, I was floating, beaming, glowing. It's all becoming so real. THANK YOU FOR REPRESENTING AND CHANNELING THE HEART OF MY WORK SO BEAUTIFULLY. And if I had to describe my VELOCITY experience in a single phrase, I'd say: FLIPPIN' VALUABLE."
—KC Baker, On-stage + on-camera public speaking coach | Founder, The School for the Well-spoken Woman
Holli
Thompson
"IF ALEXANDRA WERE NOT A WRITER, IT WOULD TRULY BE A CRIME AGAINST NATURE. SHE IS THAT GIFTED. She is also lovely to work with, intuitive, insightful and tres creative! I marveled at how quickly she got me and my branding, and found working with her to be a breath of fresh spring air."
—Holli Thompson, Nutritional Coach & Creator of NutritionalStyle.com
Bridgette
Boudreau
"You know how you have those half-baked notions in your head? And how you chat up a storm about them with people all the time? But then you sit down in front of the computer and...nothing. White space. It's just...You. And all that brilliance that's suddenly and completely deserted you. Sad times. ALEXANDRA'S VELOCITY SESSIONS ARE DESIGNED TO EXTRACT ALL THAT ELUSIVE GOODNESS FROM YOU, LIKE A FALL MAPLE TREE READY FOR TAPPING. And then she will present you with a collection of words and ideas that express you. And you will be thrilled.
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET TAPPED."
—Bridgette Boudreau, CEO of Martha Beck, Inc. | Certified Master Coach | True Blood Fanatic
Goddess
Star Monroe
"Super hot, supercharged and wonderfully super duper!!! Alex lovingly and adoringly sat with me for over 3 hours on my HELL TO THE YEAH Velocity session. She asked probing questions, sat patiently whilst I rambled on and then weaved her magic into my business. I am over the moon and jumping around with excitement—this girl has got talent with a capital T-A-L-E-N-T. Clever ideas, words, phrases and copy all came tumbling my way after we finished our first Skype call. Alex cut through all the crap and grabbed hold of my diamond and WOW she had made everything in my business sparkle luminously. I've got great taglines, a kick arse pitch, a deep and meaningful manifesto and (something I've been struggling with, like, forever!!) a job title!!!!! So many ideas to propel my business forwards both online and offline. This girl is HOT and fucking ROCKS."
—Goddess Star Monroe, Mentor, Muse & Educator | Creator of How To Be A Woman
Kate
Woodland
"You are crazily magnificent. Alexandra the Great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You well and truly NAILED it! I shall read over and over and over your transformational copy, and eat up my homework relishing every mouthful! UNEXPECTED WAS THE INSPIRATION, ENCOURAGEMENT AND PERMISSION TO STAND UP, TO CLAIM MY SPACE AND STEP INTO MY MAGNIFICENCE.
My cup runneth over with gratitude."
—Kate Woodland, Founder of Fish Recruiting | Talent Activator | Fashion Faster
Laura
Calandrella
"Alexandra: You are brilliant, brilliant! I love your energy and creativity. So glad to have jammed with you. I HAD TO TAKE THE WEEKEND OFF TO MARINATE IN WHAT YOU WERE PUTTING IN FRONT OF ME. So juicy. Now I'm rebounding. Your feedback on my website was right on...and it is exactly what I am paying you for. You are a firework of ideas and information. Know it. Own it. Work it."
—Laura Calandrella, Trilingual Globe-strutter | Social Impact Accelerator
Heather
Thorkelson
"Thank you SO much, Alexandra. THIS GOES SO BEYOND WEBCOPY. I really feel like a had a much-much-needed business strategy session today, and although I'm happily surprised, I'm actually NOT surprised, because I knew that's what you were going to provide anyway...which is why I was willing to go into a bank loan to pay for you. You're definitely selling yourself correctly, and delivering in the most exceptional way. Being totally new to entrepreneurship, IT'S JUST BEEN ABSOLUTE GOLD."
—Heather Thorkelson, Off-grid Adventurer & Professional Instigator | Creator of REBOOT
Mara
Lubell
"Working with Alexandra gave me so much good stuff to work with to kick start my marketing plan. NOT ONLY DID SHE WHIP OUT SOME SMART, SHARP COPY, BUT ALSO A WEALTH OF IDEAS THAT REALLY GOT MY CREATIVE WHEELS TURNING. I have a feeling I'm going to be seeing the return on this investment for quite a while!"
—Mara Lubell, Creative Director, Works Progress Design
SWIG
Productions
"Just wanted to let you know that we finished the new SWIG site with all of your awesome copy...IT LOOKS AMAZING! Thank you again for your great work. Our presentation went so well because we were able to clarify our thoughts with you!"
—Erin Wigger & Mat Szwajkos | Co-founders of SWIG Productions | Live Social Media Magicians | Husband 'n Wife Super-duo
Diana
Long
"Working with Alexandra was both productive & fun! Alexandra is smart, fast and fresh. She immediately "got" me, my message and provided me with excellent feedback for my website & brand cohesiveness. Alexandra totally rocks with the written word and is an absolute delight to partner with. SHE IS THE BEST!"
—Diana Long, Life Coach | Speaker | Creator of the DreamREAL card game
Danielle
LaPorte
"Dear Reader of this endorsement,
I'm reticent to inform you of how intelligent, remarkably creative, diligent and deeply responsible Alexandra Franzen truly is. Because she's already in high-demand, I fear that the above-and-beyond service she gives to my lil' empire might be snatched away if say, Oprah or Jay Z or Obama called on Alexandra's kind mind and know-how. Because, you see...FRANZEN IS MY SECRET WEAPON ON THE FRONTIER OF ART, SOCIAL MEDIA, PHILANTHROPY AND FAME."
But since Alexandra has helped me stay on my own creative edge, and because I adore who she is and how she does business, well, then I'm obliged to tell you: work with her and you'll be better for it."
—Danielle LaPorte, Creator of WhiteHotTruth.com and THE SPARK KIT
Marie
Forleo
"Alexandra Franzen is a GENIUS. I consider her one-in-a-million level talent with a killer combination of speed, intelligence, wit, charm and a gigantic heart. If you're looking for a wordsmith to infuse your story with the type of stadium-rock energy that'll make your clients & customers pump their fists in the air — and get ecstatic about what you're selling — get Alex in your court. I could not be more honored to work with her."
—Marie Forleo, CEO & Founder, Rich, Happy & Hot
Maria
Ross
"You know when you are so excited and 'sold' on something but you just can’t find the right words to convey how great it is to someone else? ALEX IS A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO ARTICULATING A MESSAGE THAT CONVINCES, CONVERTS AND DELIGHTS. Often, my branding clients know the right words 'when they hear them' but something gets lost in translation between thoughts and the page: they just can’t seem to find a fresh, new way to describe what they do. It’s frustrating because you just can’t capture the essence of what you want to say in a way that inspires and excites. But ALEX TURNS MUNDANE WORDS INTO MAGIC, CASTING A SPELL SO THAT THE AUDIENCE'S HEARTS ACTUALLY BEAT A LITTLE FASTER, THEIR EYES LIGHT UP AND NOD THEIR HEADS SAYING, 'YEAH! I WANT SOME OF THAT!' If you are stuck sounding like everyone else or thinking, 'there is no way I can possibly make this product / service / cause / event / website / brochure / ad sound interesting,' hurry up and hire Alex."
—Maria Ross, Principal & Chief Brand Strategist, Red Slice

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