I've worked as an on-air promotional coordinator for the largest public radio network in the nation, a grant-funded researcher with Occidental College, and a cocktail waitress & cigarette salesgirl at a boutique casino on the southern tip of New Zealand. But that was then. This is now.

These days, I help righteous entrepreneurs break their own sound barriers, with whoa-nelly webcopy, sales page sorcery, and spooky-perfect ghostwriting. Shortly after landing herself a quarter-million dollar book deal, one self-publishing supernova called me her "secret weapon on the frontier of art, social media, philanthropy and fame." One of the top-10 most influential fashion bloggers on earth called me her "personal supergirl." Other folks have showered me with Austrian crystals, psychic readings and exotic Ayurvedic treatments. (The gratitude goes both ways, believe me.)

My clients span multitudinous niches & industries—from publishing & psychotherapy to digital marketing & mystical arts. I've shared my brainwaves with fire-starter Danielle LaPorte, marketing megastar Marie Forleo, international playgirl Gala Darling, master intuitive Hiro Boga, and a vibrant bouquet of branding and marketing agencies, including Red Slice and d.trio. I've got bottomless love for my radical, rowdy crew. And they love me back.

I think blood and sweat are overrated, but tears? Totally on point. I love making people weep—through powerful storytelling & self-promotion identity pivots. If you're not fiercely emotional about your business, your talents—and the services you're selling—then what the fuck are we doing here?

In my younger, carefree days, I earned my helicopter pilot's license and completed half of a massage therapy certification. Turns out—I'm good at flying, but terrified of hairy backs.

When I'm not throwing neon-green lightning bolts during 1-on-1 VELOCITY sessions, you can find me Twittering away, sippin' on cranberry kombucha and blogging up a storm.

Want to play with me? If you've got a high-voltage vision, let's go buck-wild.